Gawker stalker for todayapologies to Jason Kottke:
· "saturday 5/24 the bar at leshko's, avenue a, 11pm: Colin Farrell and Robin Wright Penn. colin looked super cute: no facial hair, leather cuff, short sleeve t over long sleeve t, a few silver rings full of charm and the glow of a star on the rise. he seemed to be having fun, chatting with other patrons and hes rag taggle looking posse. i have no idea who robin wright penn is or what she looked like, so i can't confirm she was there, but the bartender told me she was."
· "Calvin Klein at crunch gym on lafayette st. thursday 5/22, ca. 8pm. man this guy is pickled. he looked haggard and unhappy, in black long sleeve shirt and nylon track pants (adidas?) despite the fact that he was working out with a very hunky 20-something guy who used the payphone before he left. doesnt calvin give these dudes a cell phone? ck was not, as far as i could tell, stumbling down drunk at the gym."
· Danny Glover - Monday 5/26 afternoon walking out of Trump Tower, pause on steps as he seemed to ponder the drizzle/rain or? He's tall.

· "In Soho, in front of the Mercer Hotel, a huge black vehicle stops in the intersection and bodyguards, publicists, managers, etc. start climbing out like so many clowns out of a miniature car. Then comes the
head clown, British soccer star David Beckham, resplendent in his white boy rap poseur outfit of baggy track suit and bling bling. Last out is wife
Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice, aka the richest woman in the UK who has the worst boob job. Seriously, like two cereal bowls. Surrounded by photographers,annoyed drivers honking as they block traffic, Mr. and Mrs. Famous-Everywhere-But-Here (thanks, we already have J-Lo and what's-his-name), sashay into the hotel, child being carried (with huge meaty hand over face) by a giant bodyguard. None of my fellow onlookers seemed to know who they were."
· "I just walked past Vincent Gallo this afternoon on LaGuardia Place. He was wearing a leather jacket that had complicated zippers."
· "Kyle MacLachlan, Whole Foods in Chelsea, 1 PM today...in jeans, white baseball hat (with lots of gray hair sticking out) and a navy t-shirt. Looked like he has been working out...he has some big arms."
· At Cannes: "At Eden Roc (restaurant at Hotel du Cap, in Cap D'Antibes - immortalized in Fitzgerald's "Tender is the Night", and honestly a truly absurd place), Sunday Brunch sightings included: A surprisingly tall Nicole Kidman (whose nose is just a bit too pert, though potentially a reaction to having seen her in The Hours). Lars Von Triers (her director in Dogville), who is short, bald, and altogether unappealing. Adrian Brody dressed head to toe in white linen (he's clearly not so jaded, as he whipped out a video camera to film the scene - he and Nicole greeted each other warmly). Harvey Weinstein (enough said - he's as ugly in real life as he is on camera). Meg Ryan making a cell phone call out by the entrance."