A reader suggestion: "In the grand tradition you started with "zeta-jonesing" I humbly submit that we give Jayson Blair equal treatment (after all, he's only going to get a cool $1 million to give his side of the story):
— I 'Jayson Blaired' my resume to get a freelance gig at the New Yorker
— I 'Jayson Blaired' my boss into sending me on a business trip to London
(and then I partied in Manhattan and just phoned in "from the UK")
— I 'Jayson Blaired' my way to a free bottle of Cristal at Spa
— I 'Jayson Blaired' my way into Nobu and zeta-jonesed a fistful of eel"
A splendid idea! Intern! Bring me the double-secret hotline phone to Mr. Safire!