· The London stage version of Toby Young's media memoir, "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People," is getting mixed reviews because the star is too good-looking and confident to convincingly play Toby Young. [Page Six]
· Steve Jobs' wife is angry that he had his picture taken for the cover of Fortune with Sheryl Crow and didn't tell her about it. [Page Six]
· Ted Turner on AOL: "I'm an old-media guy," says the man who is due to step down down as vice chairman at this week's shareholders meeting. "I had a general knowledge of what AOL did, but ... I'm not a nerd. There's nothing wrong with being a nerd, but my secretary gets my E-mail. ... My E-mail goes to my female." [NY Daily News]