I have decided to create a new verb. The verb shall be "Zeta-Jones," meaning "to eat ravenously, as if downing last bowl of Sally Struthers-provided rice in the midst of a famine." Example sentences: "I really, really wanted to be Anna's assistant, but I had Zeta-Jonesed one too many carb-loaded dinners at Babbo to fit into my size zero skirt. Damn you, Mario." Yes? No?