· Oddly, celebrity sightings in South Africa: "Samuel L Jackson dancing without bodyguards at the India Arie concert in Cape Town April 3rd. Last week Dennis Haskins (yes the father figure that shaped every kid who grew up in the late 1980's early 1990's as Mr Belding from Saved By the Bell) surprisingly withou an entourage and not so surprisingly without hair ordering drinks from Rhodes House, a trendy Cape Town club. Coolio turning down free pot at an outdoor rave in the Cape Tonian suburbs this last weekend."
· A hairless Tim Robbins? " thought i saw what appeared to be Tim Robbins at the Equinox Gym at 19th/Broadway on Monday April 21st...his head was newly shaved and he wore glasses. Is this possible? Only a trainer spoke to him."
· "Thursday 4/17 5:30 PM. [NY Attorney General] Eliot Spitzer jogging (more like running) and sweating on 84th Street and Madison near Met Museum. He had on alarmingly unflattering white sweatpants but nevertheless had a cute butt. (Yes, I checked out Eliot Spitzer's butt.)"
· Saturday 4/18 2:30 PM. Sonja Braga in the cute tea salon on 22nd St. near the Nan Goldin show. She was facing the window and holding court.
· "my coworker saw Maggie Gyllenhaal at the Angelika coming out of 'A Mighty Wind' last night, and my other coworker saw Toby Maguire in his Peter Parker clothes shooting spiderman stuff near City Hall on saturday. The stunt double was there in full spidey gear, which according to Jon, was much more exciting."
· "I just ran into Chris Robinson, Mr. Kate Hudson,bearded and all, shopping for cds at Other Music. Meanwhile across the street, shivering, screaming hordes of Madonna fans waited in line for an audience with the queen..."
· "just had lunch at cafe gitane (mott bet. houston and prince). saw jake gyllenhaal and kirsten dunst there. he looked yummy if a bit groggy (it was 1pm); she looked cute if a bit zitty sans makeup. he was smitten and rubbing his hand on her face. very lovey dovey. hope it lasts."
· "Saddam Hussein (or one of his six doubles) on the R train rolling into Astoria at 2:00pm today. He didn't have on an olive drab uniform, but the combo of hair, 'stache, paunch, jowels (sp?), and rubbery lips - and I swear to Allah - even that mole on his face (right side) made me swear it was him. Someone was sleeping on the job at the airport again, obviously."