Donald Rumsfeld, sex columnist
"Donald Rumsfeld" on "dirty talk": "Listen, anybody that can talk clean can talk dirty. Dirty talk is just like normal talk, except dirty. Your wife wants dirty talk, so give her dirty talk. Something like, 'Those breasts are first-rate,' or 'I am going to give you a darned good orgasm,' or, if she likes the rough stuff, 'I'll tell you this, I am about to give you the business and I don't want to hear any guff about it.'"
Sex tips from Donald Rumsfeld [Esquire]