The Morning News, on the propriety of last year's men's fashions for this year's Spring and Summer: "Bowling or gas-station shirts are good for bowling or gas stations, or demonstrating the only known proof for the argument irony is dead. Did we mention Hawaiian shirts are now being shown in the Smithsonian? Leave them there, unless you're surfing. And don't think we're ignoring a discussion on the merits of oversized silk shirts bearing dragon images or popular comic-book heroes. We simply think anyone who wears these types of shirts, and wants to have a discussion about them probably will explode from the sheer mind-fuck of multiple universes of logic co-existing in their cranium."
Men's fashion: Spring [TMN]