Dear Readers:

"I'm sorry for being so mean"ha! Suckers. You didn't actually think I was going to start being nice, did you? What fun would that be?

"Liz Smith" is officially locked in the supply closet. If you listen closely, you can hear her muffled screams: Help me!!...I must be home to receive my invite to Barbara Streisand's birthday party!!

Back to normal,
Elizabeth Spiers