The industrious editors at the Morning News have been spending their time inventing things designed to meet the needs of the lucrative "New York" demographic. Among our favorites: the "Times Wiper," which takes all the "annoying blocks of text" out of the NYT, leaving readers with the comparatively pleasant ads; the "Transit Forceps," to hold open subway doors; and the "Shopping Cleats," to spike anyone that get in your way at the Manolo sample sale.
New York inventions [TMN]