New York inventions
The industrious editors at the Morning News have been spending their time inventing things designed to meet the needs of the lucrative "New York" demographic. Among our favorites: the "Times Wiper," which takes all the "annoying blocks of text" out of the NYT, leaving readers with the comparatively pleasant ads; the "Transit Forceps," to hold open subway doors; and the "Shopping Cleats," to spike anyone that get in your way at the Manolo sample sale.
New York inventions [TMN]