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Looking for that perfect gift? The one that says "you're special to me and I love you, but I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU DANGLE OUR ONLY CHILD OFF THAT FUCKING BALCONY ONE MORE TIME JUST SO YOU CAN GET YOUR GODDAMN PICTURE IN THE PAPERS, I'LL PUSH YOU OFF OF IT"? We thought so. (Who isn't?) Well, today's your lucky day! It just so happens that Popsculptures.com is selling cast sculptures of that memorable and heartwarming moment when Michael Jackson dangled his offspring from that now-legendary balcony. Only $49.99 plus shipping and handling. (For $10 less, you can get the unpainted version, which "makes a great gift for someone interested in learning how to paint.")
King of Pop baby drop sculpture [Popsculptures via Nuggets]