"Neal Pollack" on slamming the President at the South by Southwest music festival and the resulting wave of protests, or lack thereof: "No one attended the book-burning at St. Marks Bookshop in New York. That would have been SO 1998, and besides, Fischerspooner was playing in the secret basement of a club with an unpublished address in Greenpoint or maybe Red Hook." Neal recants (sort of): "I believe it is the right of every American, especially after a few beers, to call the President a pedophiliac. However, I must admit that this particular President probably does not molest children. My big mouth has gotten me into trouble one time too many."
I apologize to the President. Please don't ban my books... [NealPollack.com]