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One Conde insider says the Wintour burger story is too good to be true. The news would have spread like wildfire, and our source hasn't heard it. On the other hand, he hasn't been to the cafeteria recently. "I go to the cafeteria only when accompanied. It's not good to go alone. Doesn't look good, you know." No wonder they're all so skinny. It's the Conde Nast diet: starvation by social pressure.