The Morning News' "Non-Expert" thinks he's found the perfect pick-up line. The caveats? "1) It works better in large cities, where women and men are more likely to be dressed up; 2) It does not work at the gym, unless you're gay; and 3) It will fail if you say it like you're telling a joke, or seem like you have no idea what you're talking about, or are clearly lying and just want to get laid, or don't follow it with decent conversation."
The perfect pick-up line [TMN]