· Michael Musto wants Patricia Field's tight, tight jeans, if she throws in the KY jelly. [Musto]
· Steve Martin, displaying a blithe disregard for magazine hierarchy, is dating the New Yorker's deputy head of fact-checking. [Page Six]
· A blow to New York's self-image: Sex and the City's executive producer lives in West Hollywood. [Page Six]
· Richard Parsons spotted at the Warnet Music party at the Hudson. At least he, unlike Howard Stringer, gets invited to the cool office parties.