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· Creepy: Billy Joel's new girlfriend bears a strong resemblance to his daughter. [Page Six]
· Leona Helmsley's grandson, who she reportedly ostracized for marrying someone who wasn't Jewish, is back in her good graces. [Page Six]
· First Niece, Lauren Bush, is being grounded in New York due to "security concerns." She's not allowed to study abroad in London or do European fashion shows. [Page Six]
· A portent of things to come: Teddy Roosevelt's pit bull Pete tore off the French ambassador's pants during a White House reception. [Cindy Adams]
· Robin Williams on what to do with Saddam: "Let [him] run a movie studio. He can make bombs there." Joe Millionaire got booed at the Knicks-Warriors game when he appeared on the GardenVision big screen. Ex-City Councilman Andrew Eristoff is selling memorabilia from his political life on eBay. [NY Daily News]