I think I was subconciously avoiding the dapper be-suited Messrs Baldwin (Rosecrans, The Morning News Editor) and Rojas (Pete, Gizmodo Editor and closet fashionista) because I was secretly afraid that their painful hipness would crush my painful non-hipness. I, by comparison, was complimented on my "very '80s" attire by HereIType, who I was forced to inform that it wasn't intentionally an '80s look.