*ahem* Hello … [tap tap] … is this thing on? [feedback squeal] Testing … testing …
Hi. How are y'all doing tonight?
So how about those pilots who flew by the airport today? You know, I don’t think they … Oh wait, sorry. Hang on:
Why Those Pilots Flew Past the Airport Today
By MisterHippity
Ok, so … I don’t think they really fell asleep. I think they were just looking for a river to land on, so they could get some of hot hero-groupie action, like Captain Sully! You know what I mean?
Or maybe they were just fucking the flight attendants. Hey … why do you think they call it the cockpit, anyway?
Actually, though … I think they really probably just fell asleep.
So anyway … I really appreciate the opportunity to do this. You guys have been a great audience.
If anyone’s interested, I’m available every night because I’m an insomniac and I don’t have a day job. So just let me know. #gabrielsnyder