It had to happen. New Yorkers are finally sick of Atkins. Somei.e., the New York half of East/Westare rolling their own diet plans. A sample:

Breakfast: five and one half Krispy Kreme donuts (two chocolate iced with sprinkles, one plain cruller, one lemon filled, one raspberry filled, half chocolate devil's food). Lunch: three Advil, one large bottle water, one pack cigarettes. Dinner: Tibetan delivery: phingsha (bean thread noodles sauteed with beef and peas), miso soup with vegetable dumpling, shogo momo (fried dumplings with scallion and potatos), one mega-multivitamin, one can Fresca.

I think I tried this diet last week. Unintentionally.
The East/West diet of champions [East/West]