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Choire from East/West models a limited edition Gawker tee.

Excerpts from Choire's notes:
· Number of dreams I have had this year about smuggling my roommate into Kenya for genetic treatments to turn him into a leopard-person: 2
· Number of audibly-performed ellipses produced by me in a discussion with the editor of Gawker as I ludicrously attempted to define the New Irony: 6 (minimum)
· Number of products marketed with the words "for women" consumed by me this year: 6
· Number of years that I have lived in New York City: 9
· Number of years I can imagine myself continuing to live here without becoming a psychotic subway slasher as played by Crispin Glover: 3.5
Index of a soul [East/West]