"The first honest gay personal ad"

East/West NY correspondent, Choire, has put up the "The Personal Ad of Truth," complete with a list of "11 reasons why no one should ever date me." It's funny. Go read it. Now. (I, too, have a strange affinity for bands that involve "five teenage girls from San Jose with the same first name singing about smoking pot in the backseat of a police car," but I always thought it was a selling point.)
The first honest gay personal ad [East/West]