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The Washington Post's Peter Carlson reports that female inmates in a Maryland prison just looooove Vanity Fair. Especially Dominick Dunne's column. (At least someone's reading it.) And the perfume strips! Dominick Dunne's column and the perfume strips! Which they cut into little pieces and pass around so everyone can share. (The perfume strips, not the columnalthough we understand the confusion. Cutting Dominick's column into little pieces has brought untold pleasures to countless numbers of people.)
Santa's subscriptions [Washington Post via 601am.com]