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With this one brutally necessary exception, J-Lo will never be mentioned on Gawker. Ever. Why, you ask? Because J-Lo already usurps far too much of the public consciousness (see chart, right). In the last month, J-Lo has been mentioned approximately 23 times (give or take 10) in various gossip columns. That puts the ratio of J-Lo items to gossip about other people at 1:12completely unacceptable! The J-Lo ratio should never, at any time, exceed 1:78. So Jenny From The Block's getting married. It's not like she's not going to do it again next year. Is this really news? We think not.