Christmas presents for our times, from Safer America. I'm waiting for the sniper avoidance kit, but here's a solution for...

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Christmas presents for our times, from Safer America. I'm waiting for the sniper avoidance kit, but here's a solution for high-rise phobics.
1 Escape Parachute
1 Escape Hood
1 Full body suit
1 Package of Potassium Iodide
1 pair of Nitrile Gloves
1 Flash Light 2 AA Holster Pack
Duct Tape
Safer America [via Elizabeth Spiers]